That's matey, innit!

I was watching The Chase with Tony. He was actually on his way out, but stopped as if mesmerised by the allure of the colourful lights.

Bradley: Who wrote the words "You only live twice: Once when you are born and once when you look death in the face."

Tony: That's matey, innit! Ian Fleming. 

I picked my jaw up off the floor.

He doesn't read, although he is keen on action films. But generally he gets stuck on "Oh...uh...it's matey, innit! James....fingy...Connery?"

But no, friends, on this occasion I've had to come up with the punchline myself. He was spot on, of course. Nothing funny really, apart from that it wasn't funny. 

Good work Tone.