Sunday, 28 February 2021

Spot off

Tony: 750!! Spot on!
Me: You said 900.
Tony: I said 800!! 
(he didn't) 
Me: You said 900! 
(he did) 
Tony: I didn't. I was thinking 900, but I said 800. 
Me: You said 900. Anyway, it was 750. 
Tony: Same fing. 

Thursday, 18 February 2021

Stacey Doolally

There's an advert on TV currently for Stacey Dooley's presumably up coming TV show.

Tony: That's that woman! Whassername? On that dancing thing!
Me: She was on 'Strictly come dancing'.
Tony: Yeah! That's her! 
Me: Have you not seen 'Stacey Dooley investigates'?
Tony: Why? Is she on that then?