What and chips?

Looking back, I think Tony called out "Wan' any chips?"

I responded "Egg and chips?" 🤔

He approached from the kitchen with a bowl of chips: "Got too many"

I tried one. I assumed they'd be from the White Hart: "Oh! These are from the Chinese!"

"Yeah. Thought I'd go for something different. Omelette and chips."

"Oh! So it IS egg and chips!"

...

..

"No. It's omelette."

🙄

Tour de Luck

Jorgenson launched an outrageous attack at the front of stage 19, on a 7% climb with 13.5km of climbing till the end of the stage.

Me: No way mate! That's outrageous. That's never going to stick! 

Tony: Wass 'appened?

I explained

Tony: He got lucky then...

We watched as Jorgenson opened a 10 second gap.

Tony: ...unless he's been practising.

Me: Of course he has! 

Tony: I dunno. 🤷

Me: You don't just jump on a bike and do the Tour de France! 😄

Tony: ....no? 🤷

It's all a load of waffle

Tony was stood here when Bradley on The Chase asked "What name is given to a style of fabric woven to give a honeycomb effect?"

Tony: WAFFLE!

Me (a bit surprised): I think you're right!

Answer confirmed by Bradley. 

Tony: Coz you put honey on 'em, don't ya!.....well, I do anyway.

Quenly matey?

There was a question about conkers on Ant and Dec's limitless win.

Tony was alive with knowledge!

Tony: Yeah, coz remember that matey who lived next door? He wuz a conker champion!

Me: Was he? Who?

Tony: At Quenly!

Me: I didn't live there Tone. That's where you grew up.

Tony: Oh yeah.