mmbumblebiddle

It was the quietest of taps. Barely even audible. It certainly wasn't a knock and far from a rap.

I drifted off. 

Tap, tap, tap. 

Definitely someone trying to get attention. It's probably Tony knocking Dougall's door because his lift has arrived, but Dougall's not here. Not a new scenario.

Tap, tap, tap. 

Wait...is that my door? 

"Hello?" 

Tap, tap, tap. 

"Hello?" 

Tony: mmbumblebiddlemm

Me: What? 

Tony: uhhmmmbimblebumbldy...matey

Me: WHAT?! 

Tony: Phone matey innit. 

The phone hadn't rung. I've got the base station in my room.

Me: What? 

Tony: Matey.....phone fing. 

Me: Say words Tony! Whole sentences!

Tony: THERE'S A MATEY AT THE DOOR ABOUT THE PHONE!.....or summink.

There ya go. 🤣