No point lying over off milk.

Tony: Got you some milk
Me: Oh yeah? How come?
Tony: Used some of yours.
Me: Oh. OK. Where is it?
Tony: In the fridge door.
Me: Well, thanks!
(Pause)
Tony: Well it was going off anyway.
Me: What was?
Tony: The milk. It had been there ages so it was probably going off anyway.
Me: Rubbish.
Tony: Eh?
Me: Brads got it Friday. Don't come the hero saving me from gone off milk. Should've left it at "I got you some milk".
Tony: Oh.....I wuz at the shop down uh.....swomenfesterdee....

Microwave went 'bing' and he shuffled off. Never got to the end of that sentence.
🙄

Down hill struggle

Tony needed to change his diet following his heart attack. This meant more variety and more cupboard and freezer space required.

Tony: Got a food delivery coming tomorrow. Frozen stuff.
Me: Oh. And you checked there was enough space for it in the freezer?
Tony: No.
Me: How much is there?
Tony: Quite a lot I think.
Me: So what are you going to do if it doesn't fit?
Tony: I'll take it down the hill I spose.
Me: To work?
Tony: Yeah. I'll put it in the freezers there.
Me: But you're not allowed to do hills.
Tony: I can go down them!

Last Christmas....

Tony had a heart attack.
He spent a couple nights in the hospital and is ok. There's a new set of rules and diet and exercise etc. but there's a whole new paddling pool of accidental comedy to swish about in.

Tony's sister gave him a lift home from the hospital.
Me: Hey! How's it going?
Tony: Alright. Bit sore.
(some other small talk)
Me: Well, hey! You get to spend Christmas with your family! That's nice!
Tony: Yeah...had to have a heart attack though.
His sister: Could have just asked, I suppose.
Tony: Yeah.