I'm sorry, I Hoven't a clue.

Watching the Brighton and Hove Albion vs Portsmouth Carabao Cup game with Tony.

Me: See that McAllister with the flaming red hair and beard and the slightly translucent blue/pink skin?

Tony: Yeah. 

Me: Guess where he's from. 

(I was setting him up. He's Argentinian.)

Tony: Dunno. 

Me: Come on.. 

Tony: What team, you mean? 

Me: Well he's clearly playing for Brighton. 

Tony: I thought you meant what other team. 

🤪

It ain't 'alf hot mum.

Tony had had a bath.

Me: Was there enough hot water? 

Tony: It weren't boiling. 

Me: You don't want it boiling. 

Tony: I said it WASN'T boiling!