Yer 'avin a giraffe

Tony saw next door's cat in the garden. He turned on the sofa to face the window, knocking and "meow"ing.

Me: Ha! Did you "meow"?

Tony: Yeah! It's a cat innit!

Tony goes on to do a tweeting bird impression.

Tony: ....that's if it's a bird.

He spent another thirty seconds or so trying to make contact with the cat before giving up.

Tony: Mind you, dunno what I'd do if it wuz a giraffe.