Friday, 24 December 2021

Christmas time table.

It's Christmas eve. Nothing stirred, not even a mouse.
No wait! It's little Tony mouse!

Me: What you up to tomorrow? 
Tony: Well....nothin'. Can't work cos they don't wanna pay me double time. 
(....pause...)
...and there's no public transport. Public 'oliday innit!
Me: Yeah....where would you want to go anyway? 
Tony: Train spottin', I suppose, but can't get there cos there ain't no trains. Public 'oliday innit!
(....pause....) 🤔
But then even if I could get there, there won't be any trains to spot, cos there ain't no trains
🤣

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