No point lying over off milk.

Tony: Got you some milk
Me: Oh yeah? How come?
Tony: Used some of yours.
Me: Oh. OK. Where is it?
Tony: In the fridge door.
Me: Well, thanks!
(Pause)
Tony: Well it was going off anyway.
Me: What was?
Tony: The milk. It had been there ages so it was probably going off anyway.
Me: Rubbish.
Tony: Eh?
Me: Brads got it Friday. Don't come the hero saving me from gone off milk. Should've left it at "I got you some milk".
Tony: Oh.....I wuz at the shop down uh.....swomenfesterdee....

Microwave went 'bing' and he shuffled off. Never got to the end of that sentence.
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