Wednesday, 23 May 2018

A stiff drink.

10pm
Me: Cup of tea Tony?
Tony: (looks at me like I'm fucking mental) No!
Me: Oh! Sure?
Tony: Can't have tea now, can I! I'll wake up at 2 in the morning with a stiffy, won't I!

Massive laughter.

Tony: (defiant) Well....don't p'tend it don't happen to you!

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