Saturday, 15 April 2017

Jest Eat

A commercial for Just Eat, the online food ordering company, was playing on the TV, demonstrating the range of cuisines available.

Tony: Looks good dunnit! Where's our local one then?
Me: Oh, they're not shops Tone, it's just on the internet.
Tony: Well, I know that, dun I! I just mean where's the closest Just Eat shop.
Me: There isn't one.
Tony: Woss fuckin point of advertising then?
Me: To let the TV audience know where they can order food from.
Tony: But what I mean is, where's the actual shop?
Me: There isn't one. It's just online.
Tony: That's fuckin stupid! Woss it gunna do? Come out ya phone?!

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