Tony cycles to work. It's a half mile ride, down a residential two way street. Cars tend to park on one side, restricting traffic flow, which is neither here nor there in the context of this, but perhaps it'll add to the image.
Tony: "I was going down the road this morning on me bike as usual, and there's this matey riding his bike up the road, opposite direction, but on the same side as me. I din't say nothin', but I looked at him like 'Oi! Get on yer own side!', but he just carried on.
Later when I's coming home, same matey was coming the other direction on his bike, on the wrong side of the road again!
This time I shouts at him! 'Oi get on yer own side, you stupid bastard! This ain't Orstralia you know!'"
(To be clear, we're in the UK where we drive on the left side, the same as they do in Australia.)
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